Totally Tracey Online

1. Tracey as herself in an elegant red strapless dress – wow! I think I had better keep my thoughts to myself.
2. Arianna Huffington – the makeup and wig appear to be somewhat different from season 1. I have no problem with that. As Arianna was one of my favorites, I look forward to seeing her again.
3. Arnelle – Hoo boy! She’s going to be some type of performer, she of the super caboose.
4. Celine Dion – Tracey’s Celine looks a little bit worse for the wear. To me, she looks older than Tracey, when in real life she’s around 10 years younger. I have a feeling her portrayal may not be that flattering to the real Celine.
5. Dee McNally – she looks to be a flight attendant. Possibly a pilot, but the uniform is more flight attendant-y to me. Perhaps, in her back story, she worked with Trevor at some point. She seems a bit world-weary to me.
6. The Glamorous Hostess – Multiple thoughts come to mind here. She looks a little like Sarah Palin; the lab coat suggests a doctor or scientist; the dress gives me the impression of a dominatrix. I could be way off here; we’ll find out when we see her on the screen.
7. Granny Cyrus – Oh wow! Looks like this will be the year for the Cyrus family (Miley, Billy Ray, etc.) to get it.
8. Granny Cyrus again – wrapped in a shawl this time, looking more grandmotherly
9. Dee McNally again – this time, she’s with a colleague, who’s definitely having more fun than she is. I wonder if she’s going to be a grumpy, post-menopausal flight attendant who really should retire? Tracey’s talked about such a flight attendant on some talk shows before.
10. Heather Mills – the ex-Mrs. McCartney. I’m pretty sure this will not be a flattering portrayal at all.
11. Jacqueline – I don’t really know. The lei suggests Hawaii. For some reason, I’m getting a lesbian vibe.
12. Jillian Smart – Middle America, supports her sports teams
13. J. K. Rowling – Interesting. I’m not sure if the portrayal will be favorable or unfavorable.
14. Jodie Foster – I’m not sure how her portrayal will go
15. Len Goodman – top-notch makeup job, for I can’t tell that’s Tracey beneath all of the appliances.
16. Linda Alvarez – the anchorwoman is back, and it looks like she’ll have an encounter with some bees
17. Linda Kats-Coen – No impression is coming to mind, not immediately
18. Miuccia Prada – Tracey likes Prada fashions, so I think this will be a favorable impression of the designer
19. Miuccia Prada again
20. Penny – I’m not quite sure what to think!
21. Shannon – maybe a homemaker, possibly environmentally conscious? I may be off on my impressions
22. Silda Spitzer – Again, no strong impression is coming to mind
23. Tom Brokaw – Another fantastic makeup and appliance job. But I think Tracey will have difficulty nailing the voice tone, for he’s got a low-pitched voice. She’ll get the cadences and pronunciations dead right, but it’ll be tough for her to get her voice sufficiently low. She’s too feminine for that – but I’m glad it worked out that way.
24. Tony Sirico – “Paulie Walnuts” is back with an improved makeup job
25. Tori – she’s a dog walker
26. Not Tracey at all but her husband Allan
    

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# posted by Roger @ 10:36 AM